Well, you found me. I'm that pale, boney-ass boy you've been looking for without realizing it. The media has tricked you into wanting a hunky demigod, but you really desire a pervy-as-fuck, intellectual, tall drink of water with pointy hips and xylophone ribs.

My Ideal Person My perfect woman will never be offended by anything I suggest, and will be up for most of it. She'll have sex outdoors, post videos on the internet, and fuck me with a strap-on. And that's just off the top of my head. Age and race are meaningless; it's how she sucks a cock that matters!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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