Profile's tend to be so boring and just.... inaccurate. I prefer to let conversation tell you about me over a paragraph I can edit, tweak, and ramble through. Message me and lets talk instead. Want to clarify something that I don't have the option to under Peral Information. I don't perally drink anymore, besides a beer every 6 months or so, but I don't care if you do or not. I'm not a recovering alcoholic nor is it for any religious rea.

My Ideal Person I don't know whom my ideal person is but I think I have a few traits in particular that should lead me down the right path. None of this is set in stone though, I'm a fairly easy going/flexible guy.
Obviously the basics; smart, funny(plus if you think I'm funny), and basic attraction should be there.

Age and race don't matter, though I'd prefer to meet someone under 37, don't know why I picked that age but it sounds right. I have an odd sense of humor so she'd have to be able to either tolerate it or at least tell when I'm joking. Well read and someone that I can have an actual conversation with would be great; Not saying you need to be able to discuss quantum physics or know the difference between AM3+ chipset's and FM2 series, but not a creationist.
Otherwise, someone that I enjoy spending time with and enjoys spending time with me is a good starting place. Not looking for just a hook up or one night stand. Ongoing thing with someone I can actually have a conversation with, do things with besides just sex, 3rd qualifier, is what I'm hoping to find on here.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'm not holding back, but there are so many to choose
from I can't pick. Also, why fantasize when reality
is so much more enjoyable?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage, Need more room

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes but I prefer non-celebrity women. Who hasn't though?

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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