Hey there! I'm a post-feminist, sex-positive, passionate creature. But spare me the philosophy, toss me in the air, catch me and fuck me silly, already! It's time to make love, not war! EROTIC CHAT Please notice that I'm NOT looking to meet you in per. Really. Truly. Honestly. I’m also not going to send you photos, or my phone number or my instant messenger address . . . or . . . whatever. Yes, this does mean you, too. Catch me on cam if you'd like to see my visual. As you'll see from my testimonials I occasionally like to put on a show. People seem to like it. It's enough, for what's possible here . . .

My Ideal Person Someone who knows to please the lady first and who can write me into a lather. Someone respectful and playful, who has juicy, positive feelings about women and sex. Who can tune-in to what's sexy in THIS moment! It's not always about the destination . . . but the journey.

If you insist on my objectifying your body parts with a cock-photo please be hairy, hung and uncut! You, Tarzan. Me, Jane.

Just like you – I, too, want to feel good! So by all means - Acknowledge a lovely moment. Learn to throw flowers open-heartedly! The women in your life will respond in ways that make everyone feel good.

Or get in touch with your honest desires, and write them to me in an email . . . If you'd like me to respond, please write something that might possibly engage me (not just you). I'm interested in either something real - or the highly imaginative - or the highly emotional - or some truly gifted sensuality. : X

But, please, real people do not talk in porn clichés. They do not say: "Suck it, baby. That's right, all the way down." They do not say: "Give it to me, big boy." They do not say: "Yes, deeper, harder, deeper! Oh, baby, oh Christ yes!" (At least, that has not been my experience.) The clichés are tedious, joy-killing and unsexy . . .

Most of the time, real people say all kinds of weird, funny things during sex, such as, "I think I'm losing circulation" and "I've got a cramp in my foot" and "Oh, sorry!" and "Did you come already? Goddamn it!"

Surprise me! Surprise yourself . . . Celebrate it! Share something with a real human edge.

And by edge, I mean the edge of our openness to life. I'm not really interested in pain, or degradation, or reactionary, scripted power plays. There's been enough of that, thank you very much . . .

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Here’s a public service announcement . . . with guitar . . .

Always practice safe sex (unless your med records check out and you and your partner can sincerely and honestly commit to exclusivity!)

NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK (author unknown)

Cover your stump before you hump
Wrap your whacker before you attack her
Don’t be silly, protect your willie
Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
When in doubt, shroud your sprout
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
If you’re not goin' to sack it, go home and whack it
Before you bag her, cover your dagger
It’ll be sweeter if you cover your peter
If you slip between the thighs, be sure to condomize
To save embarrassment later, cover your alligator
You won't get sick if you cover your dick
If you’re in heat, cover your meat
If you undress her Venus, dress up that penis
Especially in December, gift wrap that member
Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
The right selection! Protect your erection!
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
A crank with armor will never harm her
If you really love her, wear a cover
Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
And always remember . . .
No Glove, No Love

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, My cozy bed

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Voyeurism, Massage, Slow-building multiple-orgasms

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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