In Vic Add a bit of humor, and you have yourself summed up in only a sentence. Shit, tall order. :) Yes I'm married, NO I'm not changing, Sorry if you disagree and yes I know I'm starting off at a disadvantage by saying I'm married. As you can see my dilemma, since married guys aren't too popular, and I must spread my feathers like a peacock and compete with the others who aren't. oh well, such is life right? Ya, I know, it can be a mood killer with the ladies, but I had enough lying, and I figure that since I am getting very little interest with the hotties on here, I must update the good ol' "profile and pick up lines". And since pick up lines don't fucking work (ever), well I figure I might as well bullshit like everyone else. HA! J/K Honestly though, my wife doesn't play, hell, she don't even know. Thats why there's no face pics or "distinguishing marks" from what you see.

My Ideal Person You have to be cool with the fact that I'm married. I don't mind multiple times but you have to know where we stand.
some one open minded and discreet. I prefer women but... under the right circumstances. A lot of things turn me on, I'm exploring right now

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Nicloe Kidman just because she's a slut and would be
good in bed

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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