6ft 45 year old self made man Capable of throat punching a Tornado on a Tuesday ony to have to N*tCheck Elvis's twin brothers's soul less ghost on Thursday cause he was a major d%$k. I invented Skittles one night while pit fighting in China high on Mushrooms. Steven Segal touched my butt in a bar in 1995 accidently on purpose so I shot him the look and he fled the scene like a badger on angel dust. Ya I get around what can I say. I like to party!

La mia persona ideale: awesome in all aspects of life. when we get together its an explosion of coolness the likes that no one has or will see outside of our company. Loves to walk around the house in underwear.