I tend to comment with jokes and sarcasm, don't take that as disinterest. It's my awkward response to all of "this", which I have zero experience with and certainly no cool swagger "sexy talk". If I don't respond to your IM's or whatever, I'm not ignoring you, I'm just awful at using this site. Update: Please don't message me using the term "Breed me". It will cause me to try and find a time machine to travel back and cause my own abortion to prevent me ever having to hear that term again. I get where you're going, I guess be less gross and more creative. Like "my Chia pet needs watering." Ok, not that but you get my drift.