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Funsizejohn 42 / M
"Ever want to have sex with a dwarf?"
Corpus Christi, Texas, United States
 
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Funsizejohn 42/M
Corpus Christi, Texas
Introduction
I'm a 4'3" man looking for a woman who is worth the climb, or likes to be gone up on. On here to try and end my decade long dry spell. What I lack in height I make up for in Length and Width. though it's really just normal size, but looks huge on me.

My Ideal Person Strong independent woman that is as into me as I am to her

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
They Might be Giants, Weird Al, Flogging Molly, Pogues,
Decemberists

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Jennifer Aniston, her attitude and smile have always gotten
my engine roaring.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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Information
  • 42 / male
  • Corpus Christi, Texas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: December 27, 1981
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: <5 ft 0 in / <152 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a heavy smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Comedian
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair?
Hair Length: Bald
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None
My Trophy Case: