Copping A Feel-Literally  

mc_justmc 59M  
1162 posts
8/9/2018 7:26 am
Copping A Feel-Literally


I was commenting on a post by GratefulGirl69 called "Blues and Shoes" where she asks if we've ever defaced a car. It reminded me of an encounter I had.

Back in Richardson, Tx around 1979, my 1st ex and I came home one night to find our quarter pound of weed missing. A short while later a friend dropped by to let me know our mutual friend "Chad" had broke in my home and stole my weed and my guitar. I didn't even know my guitar was gone. We jump in my car and head over to some apartments where we beat on a door for a while with no response. We find Chad's car, a nice shiny black 1968 Monte Carlo, and consider that my weed may be in the trunk. My friend grabs my tire iron, I grab a pipe, and we commence to remodeling the trunk, hoping it will pop open like they always do in the movies. Having no luck we hop in my car to leave right when the Richardson police show up to investigate some "criminal mischief" reported.

It's a female cop, nothing really stands out about her except her badge and her gun. She starts asking us questions when lo and behold here comes Chad rambling about how we beat the crap out of his car. Poor innocent me replies, "why would I beat on your car, we're friends?". The cop goes over to investigate the car and I make damn sure to run my hand over the damaged trunk right in front of the cop so she can see me leaving my fingerprints everywhere.
At this point it's a he said/I said and all she wants to do is take a report and get out of the middle of our mess. As she's taking notes I reach in my back pocket for my cigarettes, she drops her clipboard and has her gun half drawn almost as fast as my hands reached for the sky. I nearly quit smoking right then and there.

Fast forward 2 later, divorced and hitchhiking, my ass shorts on, down the highway access road one night, when I hear a car pulling up behind . I turn to see it's a cop car. The car pulls up, window comes down, and I see it's the same female cop. "I can give you a ride, but I'll need to check you for warrants first". Knowing I've got a traffic warrant in Garland I it dumb and hope they can't put 2 and 2 together. We sit in the car and make small talk, she's very nice, so I don't bring up the whole Monte Carlo/cigarette/gun event. It comes back I have a warrant in Garland, and she asks if they can verify the warrant. thinking she likes my ass shorts and really wants to give that ride. A few minutes later it comes back, verified, and she informs me that I'll have to step around back of the car so she can cuff me.

I lean on the back of the car as she pats me down, basic pat down, then she reaches around to my crotch and she really starts digging around, and I really start wishing I was erect, but this whole scenario has NOT put me in any kind of mood, up until the frisky frisking. We drive to the station, she lets me sit up front with her, and we go inside for booking. Typical booking, but she tells me she's gonna let me sit with her while she fills out her report to give my Mom a chance to get there with my bail so I won't have to sit in a cell.

45 minutes we sat there and talked, my Mom isn't there so she takes me to the cell. On the way way she tells me to drop the "issued blanket" and get against the wall. confused, she grabs my arm and forcefully puts in the "frisk position". Another pat down, another extended crotch grab, another un-erect moment, then we continue on down the hall. As she opens the cell door, I say,"So if you ever want to get together sometime...", grabbing me by the shoulder she sends me flying into the cell. Slams the door. Walks away. Not a word. I guess I was disappointing to her, but in my defense, not really a turn-on getting arrested.

Synopsis: I got my weed AND my guitar back. I didn't get shot. I got felt up. Twice. Has anyone in a position of authority ever taken advantage of you? Did you mind? I know I didn't. Now where are those ass shorts... I met more women hitchhiking in those shorts than I ever did in bars.

mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:32 am

yet another near-sexual moment in my life.


redrockrascal 60M
19975 posts
8/9/2018 7:59 am

Up until the cop copping a feel I have a couple similar stories.
- Cops (yes plural) pulling their guns on me and some friends for moving too quickly
- Arrested on a stupid traffic warrant and having my gf's parents bail me out.

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mc_justmc 59M  
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8/9/2018 8:31 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Up until the cop copping a feel I have a couple similar stories.
    - Cops (yes plural) pulling their guns on me and some friends for moving too quickly
    - Arrested on a stupid traffic warrant and having my gf's parents bail me out.
Me and 2 friends were pulled over by the Richardson cops one sunny day and within minutes they had 8 units surrounding us. One of us had an expired inspection sticker.


mc_justmc 59M  
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8/9/2018 8:32 am

    Quoting  :

most definitely


Cuddly_Kitten 50F  
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8/9/2018 9:17 am

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s2ndegree 60M  
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8/9/2018 9:35 am

I've faced the dreaded piece of mahogany. Custom crafted with the a dual fisted handle honed for aerodynamic flight through a series of strategically drilled holes to reduce drag for maximum impact.They hurt but there was never any sexual connection.

I think the Lord was looking out for me when I started ditching church.Somehow he knew I wouldn't have gone for becoming an altar 'd
boy.

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cinnamon0133 54F  
17686 posts
8/9/2018 9:40 am

I was 21. Cop pulled me over, I was speeding. I was going to be screwed with how bad the ticket would have been. Long story short, I gave him a hand job and I didnt get a ticket .

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mature_951 57F  
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8/9/2018 10:33 am

hmm, I got fired when I was barely legal for refusing to go away for the weekend with my married boss he was a fat fuck, and ugly as sin

"You can stroke people with words."


zandigal 54F
12997 posts
8/9/2018 10:40 am

great story!
Their uniform or motorcycle boots can make things a little steamy... of course they are the reasons handcuffs are my favorite.
Man, that was a lot of years ago LOL


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dayzeeme 50F
6769 posts
8/9/2018 11:17 am

wow, interesting stories!! So ...I wanna know how you got the pot and guitar back after the trunk incident!!


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2124 posts
8/9/2018 11:56 am

Pretty sure there is an unwritten rule on here that when you tell a story like that you have to post a picture of you in your ass shorts....


pagancountrygirl 61F
4114 posts
8/9/2018 1:38 pm

I've been the person in a position of authority but never took advantage of it. Maybe it's not too late to start? I wouldn't mind seeing you in those shorts and assuming the position.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


smartasswoman 61F  
30960 posts
8/9/2018 2:40 pm

NaughtyPursuit got there before me...I was going to say that we really need a picture of these so-called “ass shorts”.


GratefulGirl69 50F

8/9/2018 6:48 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    Pretty sure there is an unwritten rule on here that when you tell a story like that you have to post a picture of you in your ass shorts....
Yeah... what she said!!!


GratefulGirl69 50F

8/9/2018 6:58 pm

I love this story! And I'm totally honored to have had a part in stirring up the memories to bring it to light! But I think the general consensus is that you HAVE to show us the ass shorts. For dim-witted me, it's only because I have no idea what ass shorts are!! But I want to learn.

I've not had many encounters with the Po-po at all, and my only "Big Arrest" story was when I was 18 and got hauled in at 6:45 am for a Noise Ordinance violation (that ended at 7 am) after sitting up all night with some friends on a beach balcony, singing while one played guitar. The summer rent-a-cops were SUPER creepy, kept peeking in at me, trying to catching me peeing or something, I guess. And as the AC was cranked up and it was very cold, one of them handed me a blanket, and it was totally covered in dried shit. They thought that was hilarious, came back a few times to ask why I wasn't using it.

But a side note- one of them came into the pizza joint where I worked pretty regularly... and on more than one occasion, he walked out of there with a pie that had a topping that he didn't order.

Thanks so much for sharing your story! Now... the ass shorts, please!


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:27 pm

    Quoting NewBernMilf:
    Nah can't say anyone in a positin of authority ever took advantage of me. Well it'd probably depend on who it was if it were to happen, if I'd mind or not.
Strangely, after that I've been a sucker for women in positions of authority, but my fantasy is after they take advantage of me, I'd get to control them.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:30 pm

    Quoting  :

OK, OK, try to keep it in your pants ...... oh never mind.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:31 pm

Howdy Ma'am!


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:32 pm

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    I've faced the dreaded piece of mahogany. Custom crafted with the a dual fisted handle honed for aerodynamic flight through a series of strategically drilled holes to reduce drag for maximum impact.They hurt but there was never any sexual connection.

    I think the Lord was looking out for me when I started ditching church.Somehow he knew I wouldn't have gone for becoming an altar 'd
    boy.
I got a taste of that mahogany in Jr High, my ass went numb on the 1st swing, after that it just itched like hell.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:34 pm

    Quoting cinnamon0133:
    I was 21. Cop pulled me over, I was speeding. I was going to be screwed with how bad the ticket would have been. Long story short, I gave him a hand job and I didnt get a ticket .
Holy Crap! That's great! You should post that story!


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:36 pm

    Quoting mature_951:
    hmm, I got fired when I was barely legal for refusing to go away for the weekend with my married boss he was a fat fuck, and ugly as sin
That's the way it usually goes, the person with the power is totally unattractive.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:38 pm

    Quoting zandigal:
    great story!
    Their uniform or motorcycle boots can make things a little steamy... of course they are the reasons handcuffs are my favorite.
    Man, that was a lot of years ago LOL

Sounds like you've got an interesting story, can you share it?


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:41 pm

    Quoting dayzeeme:
    wow, interesting stories!! So ...I wanna know how you got the pot and guitar back after the trunk incident!!
There was another guy who was in on the break in, I'd never met him, but my wife had dated him in high school. When he saw all the shit going down he brought my weed and guitar to me. We ended up being pretty good friends.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:50 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    Pretty sure there is an unwritten rule on here that when you tell a story like that you have to post a picture of you in your ass shorts....
I did, but the site ate it. I have this pic from a few yrs ago, but it's not really a good view.

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mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:55 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I've been the person in a position of authority but never took advantage of it. Maybe it's not too late to start? I wouldn't mind seeing you in those shorts and assuming the position.
I've been that person, too, but I couldn't do that to somebody, though I wouldn't mind having it done to me. I'll have to dig out some shorts and take some pics.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:57 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    NaughtyPursuit got there before me...I was going to say that we really need a picture of these so-called “ass shorts”.
Looks like I'm gonna be taking/sending some pics this weekend.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 7:58 pm

    Quoting  :

Thank you, Sir!


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 8:02 pm

I'll be sending out pics this weekend OR turning it into another post.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
8/9/2018 8:09 pm

    Quoting GratefulGirl69:
    I love this story! And I'm totally honored to have had a part in stirring up the memories to bring it to light! But I think the general consensus is that you HAVE to show us the ass shorts. For dim-witted me, it's only because I have no idea what ass shorts are!! But I want to learn.

    I've not had many encounters with the Po-po at all, and my only "Big Arrest" story was when I was 18 and got hauled in at 6:45 am for a Noise Ordinance violation (that ended at 7 am) after sitting up all night with some friends on a beach balcony, singing while one played guitar. The summer rent-a-cops were SUPER creepy, kept peeking in at me, trying to catching me peeing or something, I guess. And as the AC was cranked up and it was very cold, one of them handed me a blanket, and it was totally covered in dried shit. They thought that was hilarious, came back a few times to ask why I wasn't using it.

    But a side note- one of them came into the pizza joint where I worked pretty regularly... and on more than one occasion, he walked out of there with a pie that had a topping that he didn't order.

    Thanks so much for sharing your story! Now... the ass shorts, please!
Well, I've got almost 10 yrs on you, but back in the 70's your cut-offs were too long if the pockets didn't hang out 2" below the ragged edge. Standing straight up they were short but acceptable from the back, leaning over left the curve of the buns exposed. I'll put it this way, standing in my driveway one morning, Lynda snuck up behind me to goose me and damn near stuck her finger up my ass.
That's just some sorry police shit. It's always nice to get that revenge, even if they don't know your getting it.


sweet_VM 60F  
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8/10/2018 3:42 pm

You just have to love this story mac ty for sharing hugs V

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mc_justmc 59M  
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8/10/2018 7:03 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    You just have to love this story mac ty for sharing hugs V
I loved it, I'd do it all over again.


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