Call Me Slut  

mc_justmc 59M  
1162 posts
7/14/2018 7:27 am
Call Me Slut


On my way to the grocery store, good Lord, how many of my posts start with me going to the grocery store? Anywho, whilst driving through the hood I see something small, dark, and furry laying a few feet from the end of a driveway. I recognized it to be a small kitten and it was about 6 inches behind the rear wheel of a monster truck. Seeing 2 possible deadly scenarios I quick pulled over and picked it up. The little fucker can't be more than a few weeks old. Eyes open, but it can't walk, couldn't really crawl, either. It did hiss at me.

I walked up to the front door of the house and knocked. The house has 2 obscure glass windows on either side of the door and I swear I saw a shadow pass one. I knocked again. Nothing. As my finger released the door bell button I remembered, it's 8am, Saturday morning. The best time to hit the grocery store. The worst time to ring a neighbors doorbell. And still no answer.

I carry the kitten home to the hands of my overjoyed grand daughters with the notice, "we aren't keeping it", and continue on with my original plan, the grocery store. I'm not a cat person. I've had cats in the past. I can't take the cat box, the shedding, the knocking of my things off of shelves as they strive to be the highest living creature in the room. And as fun as kittens are, they eventually grow up to be cats and I don't care for their "whatever" attitude. If I'm feeding, sheltering, and basically giving something a free ride, I expect a little love in return.

Around noon, I'm gonna go see that neighbor and hopefully they answer the door this time. If not, just call me "Slut" because I'm gonna give my pussy away to the 1st interested individual. Got Pussy? Want Pussy?

mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/14/2018 7:30 am

For reference, the remote is about 8" long, thick, hard, and easy to turn on.

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GratefulGirl69 50F

7/14/2018 7:35 am

Oh geez, I hate when the finding-a-kitten-in-distress thing happens. BTDT, have been stuck as a long-term caregiver of said creatures more than once. I do mean long-term- the fuckers live forever. Remember that if you feel tempted to waver... that little furball is likely to still be around in the 2030s, clawing your shit and being fussy about what he/she will eat.

Good luck placing your pussy!


sweet_VM 60F  
80093 posts
7/14/2018 7:56 am

Lol Mac you always have some interesting stories. Good luck find your pussy a home. hugs V

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s2ndegree 60M  
8974 posts
7/14/2018 8:01 am

What's that remote doing in there?

Using more than all the road!


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/14/2018 8:03 am

    Quoting GratefulGirl69:
    Oh geez, I hate when the finding-a-kitten-in-distress thing happens. BTDT, have been stuck as a long-term caregiver of said creatures more than once. I do mean long-term- the fuckers live forever. Remember that if you feel tempted to waver... that little furball is likely to still be around in the 2030s, clawing your shit and being fussy about what he/she will eat.

    Good luck placing your pussy!
I hear ya, I'm a dog person. I had a kitten that I found feral, domesticated it, then it went and had 6 kittens and I could change that cat box every day, but it was like I sent out invitations for everybody to take a crap. I let them outside one day and they just scattered to the wind. I never saw them again. I was kind of bummed, but part of me was not.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/14/2018 8:04 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Lol Mac you always have some interesting stories. Good luck find your pussy a home. hugs V
Thanks V! Want some? Pussy that is.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/14/2018 8:06 am

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    What's that remote doing in there?
Didn't you know that remote controls are the universal reference tool for "sizing" things on this site.


redrockrascal 60M
19975 posts
7/14/2018 8:33 am

Your "On my way to the grocery store" tend to end up with pussy one way or another too.

The girls are gonna want to keep it. The cat I mean . . . but maybe the 8" long, thick, hard, and easy to turn object.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


cinnamon0133 54F  
17686 posts
7/14/2018 9:00 am

SLUT! Sorry I had too . You are a sweetheart. You really are. You have a heart of gold. She is beautiful and I know you will find her a good home. If I was close to you I would take her in a heartbeat.
Just a thought, if the kitten cant walk or "crawl" yet, she was CLEARLY put where you found her. Did they put her there to die in the sun amd heat??? Or did they intend to drive over her the next time they backed out?!? Omg the thought males me sick!!!
You are GREAT!

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Classynails 62F  
1636 posts
7/14/2018 10:16 am

Ohhh, the poor baby. Good thing I'm not closer or I would be a 3 cat Mama. I'm a sucker for a kitty. No man in my life that cares for me so I might as well earn my title as "Crazy Cat Lady" They at least love you unconditionally.
My little black girl was about that same size when my daughter found her and brought her home...that was 15 years ago!

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mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/14/2018 10:29 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Your "On my way to the grocery store" tend to end up with pussy one way or another too.

    The girls are gonna want to keep it. The cat I mean . . . but maybe the 8" long, thick, hard, and easy to turn object.
I know, right? I owe the grocery store a big thank you.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/14/2018 10:32 am

    Quoting cinnamon0133:
    SLUT! Sorry I had too . You are a sweetheart. You really are. You have a heart of gold. She is beautiful and I know you will find her a good home. If I was close to you I would take her in a heartbeat.
    Just a thought, if the kitten cant walk or "crawl" yet, she was CLEARLY put where you found her. Did they put her there to die in the sun amd heat??? Or did they intend to drive over her the next time they backed out?!? Omg the thought males me sick!!!
    You are GREAT!
It can crawl, just not very well on flat concrete. I was afraid the Momma cat put it there, but who knows.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/14/2018 11:01 am

    Quoting Classynails:
    Ohhh, the poor baby. Good thing I'm not closer or I would be a 3 cat Mama. I'm a sucker for a kitty. No man in my life that cares for me so I might as well earn my title as "Crazy Cat Lady" They at least love you unconditionally.
    My little black girl was about that same size when my daughter found her and brought her home...that was 15 years ago!
It's very tempting to keep it, but we have two yapping dogs already. I don't need another thing to clean up after.


SeaGirlFL 55F
8420 posts
7/14/2018 12:19 pm

Oh man, I hear you on the litter box thing...exactly why I've never had a cat.

You are a good soul though, rescuing the poor little thing. Hopefully, the neighbors answer the door and it's their kitten.

Well, I can understand frequent grocery store trips...best place to pick up women, right?

(I was unaware that the remote was a standard of measurement, lmao. )

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


TicklePlease 51F  
12067 posts
7/14/2018 3:37 pm

Yup... Grocery Store and Pussy are definitely directly proportional in your world!

^^SeaGirl must have her filter set to no naughty pics!


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/14/2018 4:12 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Oh man, I hear you on the litter box thing...exactly why I've never had a cat.

    You are a good soul though, rescuing the poor little thing. Hopefully, the neighbors answer the door and it's their kitten.

    Well, I can understand frequent grocery store trips...best place to pick up women, right?

    (I was unaware that the remote was a standard of measurement, lmao. )
Hahahaha TicklePlease says, you must have your filter set for no naughty pics. A lot of guys show a remote control or a soda can next to their penis to gauge their size in their dick pics.


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/14/2018 4:15 pm

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    Yup... Grocery Store and Pussy are definitely directly proportional in your world!

    ^^SeaGirl must have her filter set to no naughty pics!
It really is my meat market, but whenever I find something I like, it ain't for sale or I can't afford it. I usually end up perusing the "reduced for quick sale" section.


SeaGirlFL 55F
8420 posts
7/14/2018 6:40 pm

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    Yup... Grocery Store and Pussy are definitely directly proportional in your world!

    ^^SeaGirl must have her filter set to no naughty pics!
Ha! I do!

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


SeaGirlFL 55F
8420 posts
7/14/2018 6:41 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Hahahaha TicklePlease says, you must have your filter set for no naughty pics. A lot of guys show a remote control or a soda can next to their penis to gauge their size in their dick pics.
Oh, I've seen the soda can...but just not the remote, lol.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/14/2018 7:11 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Oh, I've seen the soda can...but just not the remote, lol.
That's for the guys that are way bigger than a soda can. happym;


mature_951 57F  
3275 posts
7/15/2018 11:19 am

That is one cute kitten. If I lived closer.....
I am a cat, dog, bird, reptile kind of person. At the moment, I have two Labs and two cats (street rescue from L.A. and our elderly tabby).
haha, you do start a lot of stories about the grocer store...

"You can stroke people with words."


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/15/2018 2:03 pm

    Quoting mature_951:
    That is one cute kitten. If I lived closer.....
    I am a cat, dog, bird, reptile kind of person. At the moment, I have two Labs and two cats (street rescue from L.A. and our elderly tabby).
    haha, you do start a lot of stories about the grocer store...
I do, the grocery store is one of the highlights of my life...


mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/15/2018 5:11 pm

    Quoting  :

Well, I found one!


Wantingsexymind2 49F  
12676 posts
7/16/2018 1:40 am

aawww so cute!! Who doesn't love a pusy hero!! I'll start making your cape!

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mc_justmc 59M  
4745 posts
7/16/2018 4:06 am

    Quoting Wantingsexymind2:
    aawww so cute!! Who doesn't love a pusy hero!! I'll start making your cape!
I'll make a shirt with a big P on the front for PUSSYMAN.


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