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keithcancook 63M
6978 posts
6/7/2020 12:15 pm
Fat Serial-Killer Pizza


I was just reading about online dating wherein it was written that the man a woman most fears meeting is a serial killer.

Men, on the other hand, most fear meeting someone "fat".

A few things occurred to me then.

First, women have much less worry about since the ratio of serial killer men to "fat" females must be quite wide.

Second, it could be possible that men are rather shallow when it comes to meeting new females. (I'm not ready commit completely that one yet).

Next, I wondered what would happen if more serial killers embraced "fat" women. Would there be less killing and more large women getting dates, or would there just be less large women, and happier serial-killer men?

Finally, I decided that I was hungry and ordered a pizza. It was delivered by a large woman who asked me kill her and 4 of her friends. Jeesh!

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keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/7/2020 12:30 pm

hey! Where's my milk?


mc_justmc 60M
6145 posts
6/7/2020 1:14 pm

omg, I don't where to start or what to say, this is all so fucked up AND funny!


redrockrascal 61M
21508 posts
6/7/2020 1:51 pm

My "thoughts" on this as you may call them.

1) Pineapple on pizza is a good thing - anchovies not-so-much.
2) Cereal killers should target cereals with excessively high sugar content.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


pocogato12 68F  
33557 posts
6/7/2020 2:09 pm

Hey where you been?? I love pizza with milk!!!

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randi5619 64M  
24 posts
6/7/2020 2:12 pm

Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy don't fit in your study cuz they only went after men; thus they had no interest in dating fat women.


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/7/2020 2:28 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    omg, I don't where to start or what to say, this is all so fucked up AND funny!
Well, the important thing is that you did get the point!

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kzoopair 69M/67F
25842 posts
6/7/2020 2:44 pm

Social isolation's been hard on you, hasn't it?

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keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/7/2020 4:19 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    My "thoughts" on this as you may call them.

    1) Pineapple on pizza is a good thing - anchovies not-so-much.
    2) Cereal killers should target cereals with excessively high sugar content.
Hmm, there is much morality implied in these thoughts. In that context I suppose that pizza is as pizza does. (or is it merely a matter of taste?)

As for the moral code of your killers, well, every box on the shelf is at risk with those qualifiers. Yikes!

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keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/7/2020 4:23 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Hey where you been?? I love pizza with milk!!!
I have been to the Beyond, and of course you do!

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P.S. See you at the symposium.


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/7/2020 4:27 pm

    Quoting randi5619:
    Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy don't fit in your study cuz they only went after men; thus they had no interest in dating fat women.
I reckon women of all shapes should be thankful for that small grace...

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Basilikummen 43M
1012 posts
6/7/2020 4:27 pm

Well I'm just glad that the Universal Serial Bus cable caught on, the penultimate parallel killer. Those parallel cables were so fat!

Even an herb as sweet as basil is nothing without its bite.
Lord Basil


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/7/2020 5:18 pm

    Quoting Basilikummen:
    Well I'm just glad that the Universal Serial Bus cable caught on, the penultimate parallel killer. Those parallel cables were so fat!
Oh my! How close we came to the UPCS-KB port.

As always, thank the gods for the engineers!

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keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/7/2020 5:20 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Social isolation's been hard on you, hasn't it?
Oh! The tales I could tell...

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superbjversion2 65F
20076 posts
6/7/2020 8:49 pm

Yes, Men! Fear us Fat Women. We will sit on your face and smother you with our fulsome pussies ....... while eating pizza. Thus ends the serial killer. Extra cheese, please.

Sex is to Fun as Square is to Rectangle


marysia4u 64F
15362 posts
6/7/2020 10:49 pm

Nice to see you back.

I like pepperoni pizza.

I watch so many crime shows that I wipe my finger prints off the remote when I'm done watching tv. Yeah ok I pinched that from the other place.


author51 57F  
94207 posts
6/7/2020 11:17 pm

Make mine a Canadian Classic pizza there please.....

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/8/2020 5:36 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Yes, Men! Fear us Fat Women. We will sit on your face and smother you with our fulsome pussies ....... while eating pizza. Thus ends the serial killer. Extra cheese, please.
Right on, version2! Come and bring it! Big girls are HOT, and I want some...

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keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/8/2020 5:39 am

    Quoting marysia4u:
    Nice to see you back.

    I like pepperoni pizza.

    I watch so many crime shows that I wipe my finger prints off the remote when I'm done watching tv. Yeah ok I pinched that from the other place.


I am well aware of your fondness for crime shows, old friend. Thanks for coming around again. You were here the first time I posted this.

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keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/8/2020 5:46 am

    Quoting author51:
    Make mine a Canadian Classic pizza there please.....
Okay, just don't expect me to kill you.

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lindoboy100 57M
21302 posts
6/8/2020 6:19 am



Did you take large pizza lady up on her request? And if so, did all four of her friends enjoy large pizzas too?

Out of interest, do you think pizzas are gender specific, male or female? I wonder if there are pan-sexual serial killing pizzas....

Thank you McChef, for giving me so much more to fill my day, as I fill my belly with pizza and fries.......

Pull ma finger.........


Paulxx001 63M
17025 posts
6/8/2020 6:55 am

That pretty much says it all for me. I guess I'll start packing my bags...


... is there another way to look at it.
We Have Lost Forty Million Good Men WTF


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/8/2020 7:29 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Did you take large pizza lady up on her request? And if so, did all four of her friends enjoy large pizzas too?

    Out of interest, do you think pizzas are gender specific, male or female? I wonder if there are pan-sexual serial killing pizzas....

    Thank you McChef, for giving me so much more to fill my day, as I fill my belly with pizza and fries.......
I have said all that I am willing to say about the alleged pizza lady.

Pizzas are androgynous in my belief system, and you are welcome... as long as you

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keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/8/2020 9:58 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    That pretty much says it all for me. I guess I'll start packing my bags...

Nay! You must stay!

There's blogging going on here...

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JudeL5 49M
1628 posts
6/10/2020 1:14 am

two thumbs up Keith. Always fun to read your word games!


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/10/2020 12:41 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Did you take large pizza lady up on her request? And if so, did all four of her friends enjoy large pizzas too?

    Out of interest, do you think pizzas are gender specific, male or female? I wonder if there are pan-sexual serial killing pizzas....

    Thank you McChef, for giving me so much more to fill my day, as I fill my belly with pizza and fries.......
Well, dang! I forgot to thank you for the pun. I collect 'em yanno…

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keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/10/2020 12:53 pm

    Quoting JudeL5:
    two thumbs up Keith. Always fun to read your word games!
It is always good to see you here in The Venting Blog, G! In fact, whenever I see you, I get downright nostalgic. I do believe that you are the longest lasting of my readers. Going back to the earliest days of my blog. All the others from that era visit no more.

Can you tell me, has our friend Deb been able recover her health? Please send her my love. She has been in my thoughts.

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Tmptrzz 57F  
80056 posts
6/11/2020 9:18 am

You know I think you summed it up pretty well there, and I love pizza, and I love being a BBW too, as there are so many men that enjoy ladies on the larger size just saying..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


keithcancook 63M
18277 posts
6/11/2020 10:34 am

Thank you, Tmptrzz. I am a lover of women of all sizes with a fondness for big gals.

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secret_lade 46F
3653 posts
6/12/2020 1:33 am

Oh my.... Ha ha ha ha


keithcancook replies on 6/12/2020 6:43 am:
I know, right?

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