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STAR WRECK (the 13th Virtual Symposium)
Posted:Nov 1, 2015 1:24 am
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2020 7:43 pm
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BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:

STAR WRECK

A BLOGWAY MORALITY PLAY STARRING:


As Captain James T. Smirk

As Science Officer Crock

As Lt. Yoo Hoo-rah

As Yo Man! I'm-Randy

rm_koocnachtiek As Chief Engineer Spotty

NaughtyInSO As Nurse Mai LoveApple

As The Narrator

As Sapion Leader Cerebellus

As Sapion Council Member Medulla

spunkycumfun As Neuron

BiggLala As Sarah Tonin

author51 As Cyn Napps

apollorising2021 As Axon

As Thalamus

As Voyce Inninntro

CalypsoFlame As James Tiberius Kirk

WITH SPECIAL GUEST

As Toomer


This weeks episode: THE MIND FUCKERS


ENTER AND ENJOY



BlogLand Productions roster of BALONEY AWARD winning morality plays is the finest in the theatre-blog industry. They include Conversations From BlogLand High , The Wizard of Blogz , BLOG WARS , It's a Wonderful Blog , biG, and A BlogLand Christmas Carol.

Information about the symposiums can be seen here => ALL BLOGGERS WELCOME

blog on!
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Poetical Seduction (13th Virtual Symposium)
Posted:Oct 31, 2015 7:47 am
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2015 5:34 am
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I love to read poetry. Such an awesome medium for expression. I am not inspired to write it often, but when I find my muse I do not try to silence her. In BlogLand words are what fuel us. Pictures are nice, but it is words that work best for seduction in a blog.

Over the years I have left little bits of poetry scattered about BlogLand. Poetry I always derive from the very words of the muse I hope to seduce. With that in mind, I offer up these examples of poetical seduction in play. I hope y'all will read them carefully.

On April 20th, 2005 blogger once known as mzhunyhole wrote her first poem here. A poem in which I was found to be her muse before she became mine. Here is our exchange...

rm_mzhunyhole
A wish could be granted
A space in time
An overnite venture
When you are mine
I would consider
I could give it to you
All you want just ask me to...


My first stab at a little ditty ..it is named ...To KCC




When wishes are heard
Space and Time stand still, unnerved.

For when lovers meet and passions burn
Worlds and heavens are overturned.


More recently lips935 wrote her poem part which inspired my part 2...

part

"you only know a part
of me.
I am a universe full of secrets"





part 2

"Whenever we're apart,
my universe
is full of secret desire."


Here is an exchange of Haiku with NYSilk back in the Spring of 13...

NYSilk
Tears...

Seduced by the moon,
The eyes of the river cry
spent, upon the shore





Fired by the sun,
Dawn dances on starry waves.
Rivers in my eyes.


Of course, when all else fails I resort to comedy. In 2011 I found DivineRedHeadCt posting about g-spots of the mind. I tried my Dear Abby shtick on her...

where to find the g-spot

For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words.
The G-spot is in the ears.
He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
~ Isabel Allende




Dear DivineRedHeadCt,

I tried that and my gf got upset at me for poking her in the ear.
What's a lover to do?

signed,
Ear-waxed in Idaho


Links to the original posts follow (except for mzhuny. She deleted hers, but I have extensive files from the old days. Muahh!)...

[post 3672620]
[post 3144328]
[post 2638951]

Authors note: I don't know if this is sapio-sexuality or not. None of it got me laid. Not even close. I'm uncertain as to what sapio-sexuality actually is, but I know most things are shades of grey rather than black and white. When I began thinking about this subject last week, poetry was the first thing that came to my mind. Of course, I am no poet, really. It's word arrangements that make me wet in here, though. Muahh!

If you do not know already, please revisit The Venting Blog tomorrow afternoon for the premier of [post 3720479]. It is a second symposium submission, and I hope you will take time to return here for it. Bring some popcorn and beverage, and settle in. It sorta grew on me in the telling, and it is big. It's getting even bigger, and I am editing for pete's sake! Anyway, you will need some time to watch the whole show. It's corny, but I think you guys are gonna love it.

blog on!

Be sure to read all of the Symposium offerings, links to which can be found here---> 13th Virtual Symposium Links
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Seeking help for the 13th Virtual Symposium
Posted:Oct 29, 2015 8:56 am
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2015 2:42 pm
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Hello bloggers!

This is a casting call. I need a few good actors for a BlogWay play I have been inspired to write for the upcoming 13th Virtual Symposium. I would use your profile pic to deliver lines that I write. You will be saying things that you would likely never say as you.

If you wanna be immortalized in a BlogLand Productions blog play, sign up in this post. If you don't get a part in this particular blog play, but would like to be in future productions, return to this post after the symposium and let me know.

If you wanna find out about the Symposium, visit ALL BLOGGERS WELCOME.

Thanks, and blog on!
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BUSTED
Posted:Oct 25, 2015 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2015 9:34 pm
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There are so many different ways to begin a blog. Every once in a while I encounter a blog that opens with a threat. Here's one I found last night. Check this out and tell me how you would respond if you were the target of such a threat?

[post 3717744]



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A Dinner Date With keithcancook
Posted:Oct 24, 2015 10:38 pm
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2020 10:17 am
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A Dinner Date With keithcancook
by keithcandoslapstick

A dinner date with keithcancook is more than an experience to savor. Especially on Halloween. I love to cook this time of year. Harvest time and all. When I am having a woman over for dinner, it is no casual affair. I go all out. I make sure the house is immaculately clean, (well, the front room at least). I even stock the bathroom with Charmin, (there's no eight square limit, ladies. I swear).

Then there's the food. Homemade, from scratch. Saucy, spirited, and overbold. Mmm. Wait. That might have been my date. I am proud of my sauce though, all kidding aside. (yeah right, this is a Venting Blog post).

Anyway, last year at Halloween, as I was waiting on a date to arrive I tried to finish up the cooking. I had like 5 burners going on the stove, and a pumpkin pie I had just pulled from the oven cooling by the window. I had pulled the pie before the timer went off, and I forgot about the timer.

Just about then the doorbell rang, (my date!), and the timer went off.

With the sound of the oven timer buzzing in my ears I ran to the door, and opened it. There to my horror I found a small fire burning on my front porch. Instinctively I stomped on the burning paper bag and put out the flames.

Grrr! #$%$^&$ !

Hopping on one foot I tried to keep my smoking and smelly shoe off the carpet as I rushed back to the oven, flipping the switch to the timer. It began to buzz even louder, and I mashed it repeatedly to try and make it stop.

It was at that moment that the phone on the wall rang. With the oven timer wailing unceasingly I hopped to the phone. Ooops! I lost my balance when I reached for the receiver. As my smoking stinkfoot came down it planted itself squarely in the trash can which burst into flames!

I jumped back, as the flames shot up the wall exploding the phone. The sauce on the burner overflowed as I turned and fled out the front door. Of course my good foot stepped itself in the smoking pile of shit still on my porch. I was sliding out of control as I tumbled off the porch and into the yard.

I looked up as the flames began flickering in the upper windows of my home. Flies were buzzing around my smoking feet.

The oven timer droned on...

The End.


Happy Halloween
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The Penguin In Bondage Cocksuckers Ball
Posted:Oct 24, 2015 4:48 pm
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2015 8:15 pm
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The Penguin In Bondage Cocksuckers Ball


She had moved so beautifully during the dance that I knew I had to have her. She was a sister, and I had a bad habit of being attracted to nuns. We left the honky-tonk and headed straight to the convent. Oh Gawd! She was one hot little Mother. Superior in every way...



Happiness is a warm Nun.
Blog on!


Author's Note: For some strange reason I have not been able to get the notion of writing really really atrocious EROTICA out of my noggin. How odd. Anyway, this was my first attempt at doing it.
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I'll Blog With Anybody
Posted:Oct 23, 2015 10:27 pm
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2015 8:05 am
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"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.”


~ Emma Lazarus

It is not important to me what your reputation is, I wish to encounter the widest variety of ideas possible when I visit here. Come blog with me!

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THE BLOGLAND COOKBOOK
Posted:Oct 21, 2015 5:13 pm
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2015 7:48 am
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THE BLOGLAND COOKBOOK (3rd edition)

Presented by The Venting Blog


GANG TANG by GB_Cple

How many chefs does it take to make gang tang? That is an open question, but you will need to begin with at least three. As in any German kitchen, the setting is both clean (safe), and dirty (sexual) all at once.

Gang Tang, you can't eat just one. Den blog ist total geil! (That blog is really cool!)


V's CHOCOLATE KISSES by sweet_VM

No kisses can compare to V's. Though trained for war, her sweetness is infectious enough to soften even the hardest minded blogger. One of Canada's best confections. What a gal!


JAPANESE BASS by japaneseass

Bright and bold with a lengthy signature, Japanese bass has brass. Just ask any A F F official who has dined on some. So saucy that it has been banned by the government, and can only be found in underground establishments.


EMPTY FISH CAMP by JudeL5

Catch a post every few years when Jude takes down the "gone fishing" note from his blog.


DAILY TEMPTATIONS by Tmptrzz

If you need a reason for something, Tmptrzz will give you ten of em! Plus, every day is a special. From Frenzy Friday (the thirteenth) to Tuesday Trysts, spend a Silly Sunday or even a Sexy Saturday dining on these wonderful temptations.


THREE-QUESTION DIP by [blog spunkycumfun]

Read any post from the menu, but be prepared to answer for your visit. Not once. Not twice. It's Thrice. Every time.


MEDALLIONS OF LAURELS by bustybettyboop

Don't call her emmy or oscar, the award winning chef of this blog is bustybettyboop. Dine in, then carry out a noble prize which you can honorably mention to anyone.


POSTS A'PLENTY by [blog NoMoreMrStr8Guy]

Like a virtual horn o' plenty, this Guy posted with mathematical precision while reaching a wide variety of diners. Actually, he reached the widest variety for any male blogger before his horn was government muted, and he could trumpet here no more.
(*groan*, sorry).

DOUBLE HELPINGS by s2ndegree

This menu is written in such a style that it must always be read twice, (after which a third helping may be in order to get the full subtlety of his prose).


LOW COUNTRY CUISINE by canyaz

Coastal cooking that will lay you back. canyaz will soothe your soul with her placid Southern undertones. Mmm. Yummy.


TWISTED TUNA by [blog Snookeroo1000]

If it smells fishy, it's Toddy's for sure. He can twist up any tuna in the most unusual of ways. Here he comes now... ana wunna ana tuna...


MARYSIA'S PERIODIC TABLE by marysia4u

Wonderful postings from Down Under, marysia brings interesting topics to her table every time. Trouble is, her table is set but a few times each month. More! More! We want an encore!


PINKY'S BRAIN by [blog author51]

Canadian cuisine with international aspirations. Whadda we gonna do today, Brain? Recommended with a bottle (or two) of Oh! Be Joyful.


humor's MAIN MENU by humorlife

No single dish can fit on this mans plate. A Virtual Symposium of international cuisine! Find links to your favorite recipes offered up by bloggers from all over the globe. Swingers welcome.


SANDY'S UNDIES by [blog Sexy_SandraD]

Edible underwear designed and modeled by BlogLand's long time list leader. Tastefully presented in a menu lined with professional quality photographs. Always hot, and ready to eat! Unfortunate that her latest fashions have become difficult to find. (She made it way too hot for the government, so the bastards suppressed her).


COO COO FOR KINKY PUFFS by [blog kinkyfem73]

This ain't yer daddy's serial. kinkyfem is world famous for her HNW pictorials blended with erotic tails of lust. Blow on it when eating. This stuff is HOT!


KZOO STEW by kzoopair

Made from good Mid-western stock, kzoo stew achieves its fine blend from the natural beauty of a hike around Asylum Lake. (Don't let him fool you though. He keeps the good stuff for himself, and won't show us the local talent he keeps crowing about).

The best thing about kzoo stew is the wonderful way it travels. When you find kzoo stew in your blog, it's often the most fun comment on the plate.


LALA'S YA YA'S by [blog BiggLala]

Get yer ya ya's out by taking some Lala verse in. There's no mistaking it. Lala let's you know just how she feels. So very refreshing!


VANESSA'S TARTS by Vavavoom_23452

I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna hold this tart down, rip off the wrapping, and eat this stuff straight from the box! Mmmmppfhh-yum!


CELEBRITY LIST DINNER THEATER by thefrontpagebloggers and theirenemies

Great seats and entertaining eats. Brought to you by BlogLand's Finest. Sit back and enjoy a live drama. Served with a mandatory glass of pepto-bismal. Open seven days a week.


keithcancook's BANANAS by keithcancook

keithcancook's bananas. He must be.


Authors note: I hope y'all enjoyed the third edition of THE BLOGLAND COOKBOOK. If anyone would like to have a recipe in the fourth edition please interact in The Venting Blog for a bit. Muahh!

Want more?

Get yourself a copy of THE BLOGLAND COOKBOOK first edition and THE BLOGLAND COOKBOOK second edition featuring these awesome bloggers of another era...

expatbrit49
womenlooking4fun
ready2lay
DIVISION77
economickrisis
PrincessKarma
travelingintexas
AmericanBaroness
Ana_6973
sj365
bulgingboy
deliciousngood
waggypolly
Hydragenias
sexyfitwoman
1hotwahine
bustybettyboop
SensuallyKatey
Bella_
BLONDENEEDSSEX
Tala4u2
JayR63
papyrina
mzhunyhole
LoyaltyandHonor
dz2502
AmberSolaire
MrsGreenhenky
Barbiebunny69
starlight_runner
sexyeyes375
duststormdiva
rockwriter58
DCEbony
greeneyesatl05
Sizzle364
The PUBLISHER
and
pigcancook
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keithcansonnet
Posted:Oct 10, 2015 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2023 11:27 am
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When summers' green begins to fade,
and evenings' air to cool.
I take my friend to a mountain glade
o'er looking a long deep pool.

And Autumns magic draws us in,
seen dancing on the wave.
Reflecting eagles' skyward spin;
Time's movement now delayed.

For friends are timeless memories
whose seasons never alter.
Echoing hearts' serenity
where passion does not falter.

Immortal now this Autumn day, locked tightly in my breast.
Forever calling, never lost; my heart now put to rest.
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BLOGAL WARMING THREATENS BLOGLAND!
Posted:Oct 10, 2015 4:28 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2015 5:08 am
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AFriendFinder TATTLER

BLOGAL WARMING THREATENS BLOGLAND!

WEATHER POST STUDY CONFIRMS WORST FEARS



BlogLand University, BlogLand.
Completing their study of old weather posts found in [blog expatbrit49]'s basement, and comparing them with more recent weather posts found throughout BlogLand, researchers have concluded that Blogal Warming is indeed a threat to blogging as we know it.

Beginning with the graphic nature of profile pics provided by BlogLand's bounty of beautiful babes, and supplemented by plenty of pervaceous vids posted by BlogLands horniest hunks, BlogLand U. meteorologists have concluded that these pictures have raised the temperature of the blogosphere by several degrees.

While this will not affect us during our own blogtime, our blogchildren may suffer severe consequences.

Researchers are divided as to what steps should be taken to offset our reliance upon sexy pix. Some hold that the only way to preserve our present condition is to limit the number of hot, naked pictures imported to our shores, along with economizing our present usage.

Others disagree, and believe that it is not so much the heat generated by the pix, but rather the heat generated by so many bloggers masturbating over them at once. They suggest that careful rationing of masturbation activities will help dissipate the heat and reduce blogal warming. They recommend limiting masturbation activity to odd and even days according to birth date.

Master debators from both sides of the issue will gather at Fornication Hall on the campus of good ol BlogLand University to debate the newly released study next week. Letters to the editor of the AFriendFinder TATTLER will be admitted into the debate and serve as a means for the people of BlogLand to be heard.

The PUBLISHER

Authors note: Due to an emerging BlogLand brou-ha-ha I have reworked this post, removing mention of any specific bloggers whose pics are raising temperatures (and hackles) in here. It was never really about them as much as it is about me and my attempts at creative writing. Thanks, and blog on.
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Wet t Shirt Nite
Posted:Oct 9, 2015 7:09 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2023 8:15 pm
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WHILE WAITING HIS TURN TO TAKE THE STAGE THE YOUNG keithcancook PONDERS HIS FATE...

How degrading. Like we are some sort of horseflesh put on display for the pleasure of females. Y'all won't look at our minds or even try to understand us as men. You use us for show, like we are some kind of conquest or trophy. We work so hard to make our relationships work. We are great listeners, hearing all the things going on in YOUR lives, why won't y'all pay any attention to OURS?

And now it comes to this. Another silly contest. Those women are going to throw freezing water on our t-shirts, and then make lewd comments when our nipples stand out. Like we can control that or something. Jeesh! Whaddaya expect?

We will be subjected to BARBARIC judging based loosely on the intensity of your drunken cheers. Round after round until only the best looking are left. To be ogled, wolf whistled, and disparaged by some sleazy emcee broadcasting her crude remarks from the stage. Echoing throughout the hall, and inciting the audience. Reducing us to mere objects of lust, our dignity shredded.

Sad to say, we are so vain that we will sign up for this abuse freely and in droves. I myself feel the call of the spotlight, and the chill of the water. It is a powerful call. I would never admit to it, but I secretly love the attention I will get from those lust blinded females.

YES! I will say it! I LOVE TO TEASE THEM! They will be screaming for me, but they won't get me. No. (except maybe for that cute one over there). I will drive them mad with desire, and then, with a perfect tilt of my head and a striking pose with butt pushed slightly out, I will give a flip of my hair and exit the stage.
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Round Pegs In Square Holes
Posted:Sep 30, 2015 11:24 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2015 3:47 pm
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I love the contrarian. The oil in the ointment, the fly in your soup, the ink on your sweater, the nuts in yer poop.

The one who makes you so upset with their view that you shout out in righteous indignation at the apostasy. The nerve! Outrageous! Ban them! Banish them! Beat them! Bang Them!

Arrive on their doorstep in your hordes like so many frightened villagers with their pitchforks and torches!

These ones. The inconvenient guests. They make us feel uncomfortable with what seemed a rock solid conviction in the comfort of yesterday.

Yes, I welcome bloggers such as these.

BlogLand should never be vanilla or boring or bland.

Go ahead. Be different. (If ya can take the beating... ).


Socrates
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BEAUTY KNOWS NO PAIN
Posted:Sep 27, 2015 8:21 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2015 2:47 pm
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That's right, beauty knows no pain. No matter how uncomfortable, if you think it will make you more beautiful you will stand in line for it. Sitting for hours applying makeup to a base. Gluing eyelashes above your eyeballs. Push up bras. Suck-it-in girdles. Cramming size 6 feet into size 4 shoes. Twisting tin foil in your hair then wrapping it in solution for a while. Packing mud on your faces (or some sort of green muck), with only eyeballs, and teeth showing. Plucking hairs from your eyebrows. Bikini waxing. Implants. Liposuction. Tummy tucks. So, you don't like your nose? Choose a new one from the catalog. It doesn't hurt... (much).

Are ya beautiful yet? Well, you were beautiful before you even started.

Authors note: I'm not saying seeking beauty is wrong. I'm just saying we are willing to go to great lengths to achieve it. Men are not immune to this phenomenon either. I imagine they spend less time and cash on it though... Lucky men. Society doesn't demand that they be beautiful in order to count for something.

blog on!




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