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I Love...
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Posted:Dec 28, 2016 2:41 am
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2017 8:43 pm
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...all the after Christmas sales!
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Resolution
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Posted:Dec 28, 2016 2:36 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2017 4:14 am
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Impressive confidence
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It's the little things...
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Posted:Dec 27, 2016 1:42 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2017 4:14 am
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I like to keep things hot by shaking up the currently "acceptable" gender roles. This list is a good start…
Smack my ass when I walk away (BONEus points if your friends are in the room)
Talk to my tits rather than make eye contact during conversation
Announce that you'd really like a beer and a sandwich
Grab my ass or boobs randomly in public
Bring my hand to rest in your lap when you have an erection
Casually tell me you want to see my tits
When getting ready to go out pick out an outfit for me. The slutty one
Make it clear that you won’t be doing any domestics
Bend me over and fuck me in the middle of the day while I’m doing the domestics
Refer to me as your trophy wife, arm candy, etc
Silently but firmly bring my head down to your crotch
Order for me in the restaurant
Subject me to random “wetness inspections” (my favorite one)
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Date Night
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Posted:Dec 24, 2016 1:31 am
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2017 2:32 am
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I want you to cum over and watch football with me so I can blow you and we can go get slushies at the 7-11 afterward.
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Your Best Gurl
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Posted:Dec 23, 2016 6:01 pm
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2017 9:51 pm
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I will prove to you that I am the sexxiest, horniest girlfriend you’ll ever have...
If you’re driving, I’ll be sucking your dick and teasing you until you're forced to pull over.
If we’re eating out, I’m giving you a handy under the table.
If we’re both at work, I'll be sure to take naked selfies in the ladies room to text you.
If we’re working out, I’ll exercise naked so you can watch my ass jiggle and tits bounce.
If we’re sleeping, I’ll wake you with a blowjob or a little cowgurl ride.
If you’re away on a business trip, I’ll send you videos of me masturbating as I wait for you to come home to your best gurl.
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I'm old...
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Posted:Dec 23, 2016 5:36 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2016 1:45 am
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...but smart. Google who?
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Dear Diamond.
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Posted:Dec 23, 2016 5:27 am
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2016 11:51 am
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We all know who's really a gurl's best friend.
Sincerely, Chocolate Cake
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Bone-us!
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Posted:Nov 17, 2016 4:34 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2016 1:23 pm
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TWO nights of Football this week! Will the Saints redeem themselves???
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