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Funny Wednesday!  

Apollorising58 63M
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7/17/2019 8:04 am
Funny Wednesday!







Wife: How many women have you slept with? Husband: Only you, Darling... with all the others I was awake....



Eight Hundred Dollars A woman was taking a shower, in the upstairs bathroom, she gets finished and puts on a towel over her. Her husband takes a shower right after her. When the husband walks in to take a shower the doorbell rings. So the woman goes to answer the door ... It is there next door neighbor (Stan) she answers the door Stan says " ill give u $800 if u drop that towel" so she did and Stan gave her $800. Stan leaves and the woman walks back upstairs Her husband asks..."who was that honey?" and she says" oh it was just Stan" The husbands asks " did he mention anything about that $800 dollars he owes me?"


Hair In Soup This biker goes into a diner and orders the beef stew. After receiving his order he calls the waitress to his table. He says, "Look at this, there's a hair in my soup, I'm not paying for this." And he gets up and walks out. The waitress, a little suspicious of his behaviour follows him and watches him enter a brothel. She creeps in and opens the door and sees him full face between a prostitutes legs. She bursts into the room and exclaims, "You complained about one little hair in your soup, and look at you now." The biker looks up and says, "I'll tell ya what, if I find a noodle in here, I'm not paying for this either.





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vopesahe 62F
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7/17/2019 2:48 pm

Very Funny Apollo.

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mamacita38dd 45F
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7/17/2019 12:48 pm

LOL

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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
7/17/2019 10:57 am

Some great jokes for today my friend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Apollorising58 63M

7/17/2019 10:26 am

Thanks for visiting and commenting!

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Leegs2012 51M
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7/17/2019 9:19 am

LOL!! Nice!!


Apollorising58 63M

7/17/2019 8:23 am

Have a funny Wednesday!

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