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Do I Need... Whiter Teeth... To Get Fucked... Damn...😁  

Paulxx001 66M
8702 posts
6/11/2019 1:12 pm

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6/19/2019 7:47 am

Do I Need... Whiter Teeth... To Get Fucked... Damn...😁

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Last Saturday... we sat there, amongst a couple of hundred other parents. WE chose, the right side of the auditorium. The side, without the fucking crying. Who... takes a baby... to a College Graduation? Or am I too harsh? Eventually .. they introduced the names, in HER class. I fumbled with my phone. "Don't fuck this up!", I thought to myself.

I didn't. It was such - a surprisingly, smooth ceremony. Eloquent... in fact and at moments, profound. The Director paused... and asked all the graduates, to place themselves, back into that moment, as they FIRST stepped, through the DOORS, of the College. He asked them, to recall their questions : " Can I ? Is it possible? Will I be able to?"

"Well... You HAVE !" he loudly pronounced, to rousing applause.

It all went well. And I almost teared up. My 'Ex' nudged me and smiled. I shared her pride! Oh... but then...I looked back at her and was momentarily distracted. ...

Damn... she looked old. Am I an asshole for saying that?

What happened to her blond hair? Why was she wearing a cotton table cloth and flats? Didn't she still own, a pair of classy heels and a tight fitting dress ? So many OTHERS there, did. I am, shallow... I guess... I presume I didn't look the same as she recalled me, last time we met

We took the pictures... and others... took pictures, for us.

My beaming (who had graduated), and who starts her career, as a Dental Hygenist... (one month from now) ... looked at the pics that were taken.

"Dad. I love you! But you need to seriously look after your teeth. Ya know... I can get you IN, without an appointment. Dad! Seriously!"

I love my and she loves me. Are my teeth, that bad? Do I need white teeth, in order to get laid?

I'm thinking... my personality, might be a partner, in THAT decision. My will advise me on that whitening procedure. She promised me!

What about you?

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Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 1:13 pm

Well... you know my EX has a guy... so I guess, she doesn't care. Right?
I'll follow my daughter's advice. How strange is that? To follow your kid's advice?
Mmmmmm.. 😊


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 1:14 pm

I'm just saying... I'm never having my daughter work on my teeth
. Would you? 😘


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
6/11/2019 1:24 pm

Congratulations on your daughters graduation, and sorry to hear the ex is looking her best. You know I agree with you whole heartedly about bringing babies and small children to graduations as it can be very distracting not to mention the crying and other noises they make. I totally get it though some don't have sitters. I think your daughter is just looking out for her wonderful dad. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


redmustang91 64M
9760 posts
6/11/2019 1:41 pm

Whiter teeth is always helpful. They look younger and healthy. Take advantage of every advantage in life.


Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
6/11/2019 2:09 pm

I am sure there are those out there that wouldnt care what your teeth look like. Just as I am sure you wouldnt mind the lady with the missing teeth, black teeth or food stuck in between.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
6/11/2019 2:15 pm

At this age I’m happy to just have teeth. If you do, don’t go too white. Too fake.


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
6/11/2019 2:54 pm

Yay! How exciting! Congratulation, Dad...you got her through to the point where she can support herself!

I have taken advice from my kids, but only on stuff like where to get new tires on my car.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
6/11/2019 3:02 pm

You have 48 pictures on your profile and not one of them shows your teeth. So â€Ķ sorry â€Ķ. can't answer the question.

But I do agree with Positively â€Ķ too white looks fake and actually ages your face.

I wouldn't let my daughter work on my teeth either but then again her degree is in psychology. I do let my brother the optometrist do my eye exams.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


jd428776 57M
67 posts
6/11/2019 3:13 pm

White teeth are nice. Easy to maintain, too. Dental hygiene is definitely something I look for in a couple when meeting. Who wants to kiss someone that doesn't take care of their smile/mouth? Eeewww. Gross. Go to the local drugstore and pick up a bottle of "Hydrogen Peroxide", take a swig and swish a mouthful around EVERY day for 5-10 min and your teeth will brighten up considerably and it wont' cost you a fortune at the dentist. Kills bacteria too. Just don't swallow it. Yuck.


mc_justmc 63M

6/11/2019 3:20 pm

You'd be amazed at how a nice tan will make your teeth appear whiter.


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
6/11/2019 3:47 pm

Am I an asshole, for saying that? [ ... No.. Exes sometimes do appear dumpy when looked back upon.

Do I need white teeth, in order to get laid? ...No.
People with gross teeth manage to continually populate the planet, so don't freak out if you don't have perfectly white teeth.

The "White teeth" concept is a "Vanity sales gimmick", to make money for someone selling it. Taking care of the teeth you have is important, but people don't really need to bleach them brilliant white. Don't be a sucker.

My daughter will advise me on that whitening procedure. She promised me! ... Don't mess with your teeth and gums for the sake of vanity. "Whitening" is not important.

What about you? ... I don't have a daughter graduating dental school.


Livin_my_Life14 53F

6/11/2019 3:50 pm

I need to add this on my profile.... before being a good salsa dancer!! White teeth is a must. Pretty pearlie whites make the mouth kissable. I actually look at people teeth. Mine are straight white and clean. They don’t have to be straight but don’t be like a snaggle tooth either. The dentist is your friend 😁


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:07 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Congratulations on your daughters graduation, and sorry to hear the ex is looking her best. You know I agree with you whole heartedly about bringing babies and small children to graduations as it can be very distracting not to mention the crying and other noises they make. I totally get it though some don't have sitters. I think your daughter is just looking out for her wonderful dad. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..
True... I do get it, about finding a sitter and all. Just the same... I'm glad we were on the other side. They could have walked out with them... lol 😂
My daughter is just being a smarty pants 👖. If I followed her program... omg... lol
But yes.. I'm proud of her.
I'm glad the place had A/C... Can you imagine? lol


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:10 pm

    Quoting redmustang91:
    Whiter teeth is always helpful. They look younger and healthy. Take advantage of every advantage in life.
True about advantages... I'll not need as much whitening as I see some actors out there. Is THAT ridiculous? 😊
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:14 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    I am sure there are those out there that wouldnt care what your teeth look like. Just as I am sure you wouldnt mind the lady with the missing teeth, black teeth or food stuck in between.


lol... That's funny and true. ðŸĪ” I get your point. 😁
Yes... I might need a few degrees of brightening... Have you ever had a kid who became an "expert" at something?
She (my daughter) , is just riding me. And she's doing a good job! 👍


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:16 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    At this age I’m happy to just have teeth. If you do, don’t go too white. Too fake.
I'll do a few degrees. I believe my daughter is trying to drum up business for her dental clinic.
I'd never let my daughter put her fingers in my mouth... 😊 Would you let your kids treat you? ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:19 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Yay! How exciting! Congratulation, Dad...you got her through to the point where she can support herself!

    I have taken advice from my kids, but only on stuff like where to get new tires on my car.
True about her off on her own. Huge shortage of dental people here. Do you know how much they make? ðŸ˜ģ
Yep... She's good to go!
And she's showing off I'm afraid to open my mouth around her... 😊
Kids... right? 😗


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:24 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    You have 48 pictures on your profile and not one of them shows your teeth. So â€Ķ sorry â€Ķ. can't answer the question.

    But I do agree with Positively â€Ķ too white looks fake and actually ages your face.

    I wouldn't let my daughter work on my teeth either but then again her degree is in psychology. I do let my brother the optometrist do my eye exams.
48 ? Really? hmmm. You counted
I'll have to put some 'teeth' ones in there.
But my daughter is exaggerating. I don't need much white.
I agree... about putting her hands 👐 in my mouth! Nope.
But eyes... that's another story! 👀👍
Sure!
48? I should aim the camera higher... right? 😗


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:27 pm

    Quoting jd428776:
    White teeth are nice. Easy to maintain, too. Dental hygiene is definitely something I look for in a couple when meeting. Who wants to kiss someone that doesn't take care of their smile/mouth? Eeewww. Gross. Go to the local drugstore and pick up a bottle of "Hydrogen Peroxide", take a swig and swish a mouthful around EVERY day for 5-10 min and your teeth will brighten up considerably and it wont' cost you a fortune at the dentist. Kills bacteria too. Just don't swallow it. Yuck.
True about dental hygene. I agree. My daughter is exaggerating... I'm ok. Just not as white as she is.
Peroxide? Really? I'll have to run THAT treatment by her, of course... lol 😂
Thanks for the tip. Drop by any time. 👍


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:31 pm

    Quoting  :

Well... YOUR smile is a given! lol 😂
No Botox? That's fine with me.
You're right about dental care. It's vital Even more so, now that I have my own personal dental trainer.
So... ya think you'll eventually give in?
Love that smile ☚ Do you whiten? ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:34 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    You'd be amazed at how a nice tan will make your teeth appear whiter.
True about the tan.... Then there is that small concern about skin cancer, right? Always some bullshit stepping ih the way.
I like that tan idea. I gather that's the method you use? 👍


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:38 pm

    Quoting  :

Absolutely... Totally... I agree 👍
My daughter's teeth can light up a small hall. I'm not going to go THAT far.
But yes... I totally agree with you. It's one of the first things I look for. Don't you? Oh except for lazy eyes... lol 😂


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:43 pm

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    Am I an asshole, for saying that? [ ... No.. Exes sometimes do appear dumpy when looked back upon.

    Do I need white teeth, in order to get laid? ...No.
    People with gross teeth manage to continually populate the planet, so don't freak out if you don't have perfectly white teeth.

    The "White teeth" concept is a "Vanity sales gimmick", to make money for someone selling it. Taking care of the teeth you have is important, but people don't really need to bleach them brilliant white. Don't be a sucker.

    My daughter will advise me on that whitening procedure. She promised me! ... Don't mess with your teeth and gums for the sake of vanity. "Whitening" is not important.

    What about you? ... I don't have a daughter graduating dental school.
Yeah... My teeth are fine... just not as fine as HERS! lol 😂
I'll be reasonable with that whole white stuff thing.
I'm glad my daughter isn't a psychologist.... THEN she'd have a field day! ðŸĪ”.
Points taken... 👍Do your kids offer you advice?


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:46 pm

    Quoting Livin_my_Life14:
    I need to add this on my profile.... before being a good salsa dancer!! White teeth is a must. Pretty pearlie whites make the mouth kissable. I actually look at people teeth. Mine are straight white and clean. They don’t have to be straight but don’t be like a snaggle tooth either. The dentist is your friend 😁
True about teeth. It's one of the things that I look at.
Salsa? Really? lol...
And I'll bet YUURS sparkle and glow in the dark, right? 😁👍


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 6:48 pm

    Quoting  :

Whites of the eyes 👀? hmmm... good point.
I think my daughter is comparing hers to mine and hers are off the charts bright 🔆
Yeah... Iike your example.
Is that your brightness level?


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 8:55 pm

    Quoting  :

Well... people age at different rates... right? 😗
And your teeth are soooo white... How'd they get so white? Is that a natural white? 😁ðŸĪ­


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
6/11/2019 9:31 pm

A bridge.A root canal.Some caps.They'll all get you fucked as soon as you can make
that dental appointment!

Using more than all the road!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2019 9:48 pm

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    A bridge.A root canal.Some caps.They'll all get you fucked as soon as you can make
    that dental appointment!
Good one..... 😊
and also true... lol 😂
Yep... no prize 🏆... but props! 👍


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/11/2019 11:56 pm

I’m not super happy with my teeth after a lifetime of coffee drinking... but I focus on flossing and brushing and I use a fluoride rinse. I seem to be very cavity prone, but I think I finally have a routine that keeps it under control.

I’ve used the white strips from the drugstore...but I’m too stingy to pay for a full blown whitening treatment from the dentist.


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/11/2019 11:59 pm

PS that was pretty cold about your ex. Maybe she’s just reached the age of wisdom where she dresses to please herself instead of others. Stiletto heels suck to wear.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/12/2019 4:01 am

    Quoting  :

Hmmm... Every single time I see her she asks me to open my mouth and then she proceeds to provide me with a diagnosis. She's just messing with me... lol 😂
I don't disagree that she'd do a good job.... but she keeps teasing me. Me? With a thin skin? I guess. 😁
Let's say your kids were nurses... would you want them to be there.... if?
Or is that just me, with issues? ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/12/2019 4:07 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I’m not super happy with my teeth after a lifetime of coffee drinking... but I focus on flossing and brushing and I use a fluoride rinse. I seem to be very cavity prone, but I think I finally have a routine that keeps it under control.

    I’ve used the white strips from the drugstore...but I’m too stingy to pay for a full blown whitening treatment from the dentist.
I'm a coffee person as well. My teeth are fine... just not AS FINE as my daughter"s ... She analyzes every aspect of my teeth... I'm sure some of it is tongue in cheek.
My daughter has some strong thoughts about those strips of yours ...
ughhhh ðŸĪ­I got a lecture once... lol 😂


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/12/2019 4:17 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    PS that was pretty cold about your ex. Maybe she’s just reached the age of wisdom where she dresses to please herself instead of others. Stiletto heels suck to wear.
True... my remark was probably not needed.
But she's never really dressed to please... after our time together ended. I never understood that. I imagine some would say she was just being true to herself. I called it "aging" before she had to.
Which would lead to another question :Why do women dress up and for whom?
Is there a reason to wear a tight dress, other than to please the eyes, admiring it's sultry fit?
My pov might be considered chauvinistic. I wear my jeans as tight as possible. For whom? lol..
What about you?


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
6/12/2019 4:28 am

Congratulations 🎉 to your daughter! No doubt, you shed a tear ðŸ˜Ē or two, watching your ‘little girl’ walk across the stage ðŸ‘Đ‍🎓. She must be excited to start her career and enjoying sharing her knowledge with you! Who better to practice on than her Dad!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/12/2019 6:44 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Congratulations 🎉 to your daughter! No doubt, you shed a tear ðŸ˜Ē or two, watching your ‘little girl’ walk across the stage ðŸ‘Đ‍🎓. She must be excited to start her career and enjoying sharing her knowledge with you! Who better to practice on than her Dad!
Thanks.
True... 😊 there is pride and she's very excited to start working.
I do wish she'd choose someone else to practise on. Would you let your kids practise on you? ðŸĪ”


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
6/12/2019 7:03 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Thanks.
    True... 😊 there is pride and she's very excited to start working.
    I do wish she'd choose someone else to practise on. Would you let your kids practise on you? ðŸĪ”
My Mother was a dental assistant so going to dentists was never scary. Letting my kids practice on me wouldn’t be a big deal.....unless they had gone to medical school to be an OB-GYN lol


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/12/2019 10:20 am

>>Why do women dress up and for whom?

That could be a whole separate blog post right?

I feel like more than half of it is actually for other women. I certainly get more comments about outfits or hair from other women, than I do from men. My personal strategy is, I try to be reasonably stylish but I don't really view that as being "for men". And I draw the line at anything that is super uncomfortable (like the aforementioned stiletto heels). I feel like I can express myself with colors or jewelry without having to squeeze myself into a tight dress that's going to make me feel self conscious about having a belly roll.


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/12/2019 10:26 am

P.S. Do you do Instagram? If so, check out the account AdvancedStyle. It features older people who are outrageously stylish. Some might say TOO outrageous, but I enjoy looking at the outfits even if I might not have the nerve to wear something like that. It's not about being uncomfortable, it's about being flashy and unconventional.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/12/2019 11:23 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    My Mother was a dental assistant so going to dentists was never scary. Letting my kids practice on me wouldn’t be a big deal.....unless they had gone to medical school to be an OB-GYN lol
A devra assistant? Kool! A trip to the dentist for me was always a horror story.
Uh ok... yeah... You don't want your kids messing around down there... lol 😂 ðŸ˜Ū


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/12/2019 11:29 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    >>Why do women dress up and for whom?

    That could be a whole separate blog post right?

    I feel like more than half of it is actually for other women. I certainly get more comments about outfits or hair from other women, than I do from men. My personal strategy is, I try to be reasonably stylish but I don't really view that as being "for men". And I draw the line at anything that is super uncomfortable (like the aforementioned stiletto heels). I feel like I can express myself with colors or jewelry without having to squeeze myself into a tight dress that's going to make me feel self conscious about having a belly roll.
True... those stilettos were a poor example of what's practical... lol
I dress to please myself... so I agree.
The bottom line must be that people (those who are not stylish in my eyes), are happy with how they look and how it makes them feel.
I was just disappointed.
As an aside... she (my EX) told my daughter quot;This is what I'm wearing. I don't care what your Father is going to say."
I actually... didn't say anything. But she knows me well... 😊 lol


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/12/2019 11:31 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    P.S. Do you do Instagram? If so, check out the account AdvancedStyle. It features older people who are outrageously stylish. Some might say TOO outrageous, but I enjoy looking at the outfits even if I might not have the nerve to wear something like that. It's not about being uncomfortable, it's about being flashy and unconventional.
I do have IG
.. I'll check that account out. Thanks for the suggestion. ☑ïļðŸ‘


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/12/2019 11:33 am

    Quoting  :

Eeeee... That's not good.
I'm sure my daughter has an explanation for that. I'll have to ask her.
hmmm... Good safety tip. Thanks! 👍😁


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/12/2019 3:56 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm sure you're exaggerating a touch. Aren't we all a bit overly self critical?
I never really bothered with whitening my teeth. They're not grey or anything.... just not as white as TODAY'S look. You know what I mean? ðŸĪ”
Oh my daughter cares all right. She can hardly wait to get me into HER clinic.
There's caring
.. And then there's caring.... lol 😂
She wants to get back at me for all those years of me hassling her about her about her posture and diet... blah blah blah . Now... if she was an investment councellor... I could have used THAT advice!
Your teeth experience sounds painful. Are you recovered?😎


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
6/12/2019 4:29 pm

Personally I think glaringly white teeth look fake and just shriek"I Spent Money"
And then there are folks like me who will never have white teeth nor even dare to try some of those concoctions due to chemo. Do Not Do It. I bet your have an alarmingly nice smile. Be yourself. Happy that Graduation was wonderful

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Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/12/2019 6:51 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Personally I think glaringly white teeth look fake and just shriek"I Spent Money"
    And then there are folks like me who will never have white teeth nor even dare to try some of those concoctions due to chemo. Do Not Do It. I bet your have an alarmingly nice smile. Be yourself. Happy that Graduation was wonderful
Yep... well... My smile is good. Just not as good and white as my daughter's. She's a pro. But you know youngsters, right?
So... How's your move going? 😊


scoupe42 60M

6/12/2019 7:19 pm

Well, it can't hurt? It's all start with a smile.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/12/2019 8:46 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Well, it can't hurt? It's all start with a smile.
True... I'll follow my daughter's tips. She's picky. Ya know what I mean? ðŸĪ”
Kids... Everyone has pearl teeth these days, no?


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/14/2019 11:15 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks... 😊 Who woulda think.. dental hygene would be such a big thing? ðŸĪ”
Yeah... I can imagine that your smile is a huge part of who you are. 😘
I'm not going full out Hollywood.... I'll see. My daughter is suggesting a program for me... wtf? 😁
Do you have any smarty pants 👖 in your family... besides yourself? lol 😂


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/19/2019 7:47 am

    Quoting  :

Sounds like fun... 😊 You? Holding your own? ðŸĪ”
I'm sure you do fine! lol 😂 👍


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