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Trump dick jokes!  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
11/17/2019 12:58 am

Last Read:
11/20/2019 12:18 am

Trump dick jokes!


Where is it?

I couldn't find it!

Is that it?

Did you put it in yet?

Is that your dick or are we having mushrooms for dinner?

Is that your dick or are you not happy to see me?

Get that thing away from me out!

Did he fuck you in the ass? Yeah, it was like when you were a little and the nurse stuck a thermometer in your butt to take your temperature!

He gives new meaning to the phrase pencil dick!

He gives new meaning to the phrase two-finger handjob!

I thought it was his dick, but it was just a Gumby worm!

When I saw his dick, I laughed!

When I saw his dick, it grossed me!

How ugly was it? It was so ugly, I vomited!

If that's your dick, I can understand why you say you have made billions and billions of dollars!

Trump Tower, my ass!

How was it? I don't know, I was reading a book at the time.

Can you suck my dick? Do I have to?

How small was it?

It was so small I need a magnifying glass to see it!

It was so small I thought it was a pimple!

It was so small I couldn't feel it!

Did he give you hush money to stay quiet? Yeah! I had to promise to never tell anyone how small and ugly his dick was!

I was going to cut off his dick, but there just wasn't much there to cut off!

Now I understand why he built the Trump Towers!

Blow on it and make a wish! I wish I was fucking a bigger dick!

Did you put it in yet? Yeah, a couple of minutes ago! Thanks, honey! That was wonderful! What?

I just married him for his money well the money I thought he had!

EXCLUSIVE - Stormy Daniels Details Sex with Donald Trump

https://youtu.be/5Ji8i7Wy4mo



rick315875 65M

11/17/2019 11:55 am

    Quoting Bettibenobo:
    LOL - those trumpsters sure are touchy!

    Is the fear that his term will soon be over starting to become a reality? Even the GOP is getting pissed of with him now.

    trump - Making America Hate Again.
I agree. The always Trumper snowflakes! They melt at the slightest criticism!


rick315875 65M

11/17/2019 11:50 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Omg..this is too funny my friend..thanks of the laughs this morning.. I hope you enjoy your Sunday..
Sometimes you just got to have a sense of humor about it. You can't take it so seriously all the time.

my friend


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
11/17/2019 11:21 am

Omg..this is too funny my friend..thanks of the laughs this morning.. I hope you enjoy your Sunday..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Bettibenobo 68F
423 posts
11/17/2019 10:29 am

LOL - those trumpsters sure are touchy!

Is the fear that his term will soon be over starting to become a reality? Even the GOP is getting pissed of with him now.

trump - Making America Hate Again.


rick315875 65M

11/17/2019 7:55 am

I know this is hitting below the belt (pun intended).


rick315875 65M

11/17/2019 7:54 am

I wouldn't exactly call it a fuck! More like a disappointment!


rick315875 65M

11/17/2019 7:52 am

    Quoting baccus09:
    Hey, hot shot. Why don't you keep your political views to yourself. This is a meeting site. And boy your going to look like a real ass when he gets elected again.
If Donald Trump were to get reelected it's going to make those who reelected him look like real asses. And it's going to make me feel very depressed and worried about what terrible thing he's going to do next.


baccus09 62M
159 posts
11/17/2019 5:18 am

Hey, hot shot. Why don't you keep your political views to yourself. This is a meeting site. And boy your going to look like a real ass when he gets elected again.


funiithesun58 66M
1277 posts
11/17/2019 4:04 am

WTF ?


rick315875 65M

11/17/2019 2:23 am

    Quoting  :

I agree he is just one of many murderous presidents! That's why I'm voting for Bernie Sanders the lesser of all evils.


rick315875 65M

11/17/2019 1:10 am

political satire


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