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Fashion Tips from the Spawn  

secret_lade 49F
14127 posts
9/28/2020 10:17 pm
Fashion Tips from the Spawn


I went to work today in a white button down shirt, black slacks, and a black open front sweater styled very similarly to a blazer.

These are my work clothes.

I have several pairs of black slacks... But, I also have tan, grey, and navy as well.

I wear a button down nearly every day.... Sometimes with a sweater, sometimes a scarf, sometimes alone.

The Spawn hates the way I dress for work and never misses an opportunity to comment on it. I don't think she realizes, I don't really have a choice in the matter, a professional appearance is something expected out of me.

Would I rather be wearing jeans and a trendy shirt?? Absolutely!!

Do I have that option?? Nope....

So, today when I got home from work, she was already in form. Eyeballing me from head to toe as I threw the mail down on the counter and asked where her brother was, she said to me....

"You look like a priest."

"Like what???"

"You look like a priest. That's a lot of black and white you've got going on, I don't know what they wear, but I'm sure it looks like that."

What a little shit head.

I've heard everything from "that outfit is killing your vibe" to "you might want to rethink those shoes", but this was a first for me.

I look like a priest.

Sometimes, all you can do is shake your head and laugh.

ProfessorNaught 111M
1406 posts
9/30/2020 10:35 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I like the book idea.... There is a lot she could learn there. When I was in my very early 20's, I'd received an etiquette book as a birthday gift one year. I read that thing from cover to cover....

    How I present myself in private? Scantily clad with bedroom eyes.
I read some of the comments ... that young - wow you've got your hands full...

But that means there's hope and now would be a great time for the books and guidance on being a lady ( in public ) . Even books on puberty (and then sex) - there's dozens on puberty for girls - not so many for boys. But my favorite rule was, you have to learn how to have sex before actually having sex (ps: self discovery through masturbation does not constitute an education here ) .

On another note: I told mine, "I have but one job and that's to prepare you to be an adult. btw: There's a test ! " Ultimately, the rest is on them. But the test question came up for years

Just some thoughts that might help at that age.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/29/2020 11:26 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    spawn should be glad you didn't give last rites and spirit her soul from her body!!
Lol Oh my..... That's funny.


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
9/29/2020 7:33 pm

spawn should be glad you didn't give last rites and spirit her soul from her body!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/29/2020 2:22 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Looking like 'something', is better than looking like 'nothing'... even if it's a priest.
    At least you're looking. ❗😎
I guess it could have been worse... I could have looked like a hot mess, or a hobo, or a people of Walmart. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/29/2020 1:52 pm

    Quoting allgud69xxx:
    Is the Spawn old enough to have worked at something other than a food-service or otherwise-casualish employment? If she’s never seen that there is, indeed, a whole other working world out there ...

    It’s funny how Gen Y and Z just don’t seem to get that theirs is not the only perspective. And considering how idiotic the expressions of “body art” (to be exceptionally charitable) have become amongst them, I really don’t understand why we have to listen to them at all.

    I do like the “men praying to you” retort. I wonder what her response to that would be. The plus side is that the image of mommy getting her pussy licked would probably mean she wouldn’t talk to you for quite a while ... LOL It would only require a little bit of therapy, for the rest of her life, right?
She's still to young to have a job, she's right at that beginning teen age where they know everything and you are the root of all evil. Her definition of cool is Post Malone, high waisted jeans, and shimmery eye makeup. LOL I think I'll save some money in therapy sessions and keep my praying men and pussy licking talk to myself for now. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/29/2020 1:42 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    If your spawn doesn't know what they wear, how can she tell you you look like a priest?
    You could have done a 'Judus Priest' air mic in hand, shouting out; "Breaking The Law....Breaking The Law".....
    That would shut her up
Omg!! That's so funny!! I *just* did that tonight when I got home from work. LOL She thinks I'm such a huge nerd.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/29/2020 1:40 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    She's lucky here mom is an angel!! She wont get my remark for sure
She's a 13 year old stinker... They don't realize at that age that there is more to life than being popular and wearing cool clothes. I look forward to the day she's forced to wear uncool clothes to work so I can make fun of her. LOL


allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
9/29/2020 9:52 am

Is the Spawn old enough to have worked at something other than a food-service or otherwise-casualish employment? If she’s never seen that there is, indeed, a whole other working world out there ...

It’s funny how Gen Y and Z just don’t seem to get that theirs is not the only perspective. And considering how idiotic the expressions of “body art” (to be exceptionally charitable) have become amongst them, I really don’t understand why we have to listen to them at all.

I do like the “men praying to you” retort. I wonder what her response to that would be. The plus side is that the image of mommy getting her pussy licked would probably mean she wouldn’t talk to you for quite a while ... LOL It would only require a little bit of therapy, for the rest of her life, right?

-- allgud69xxx

Yeah ... that's right ... I went there ..
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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
9/29/2020 8:59 am

If your spawn doesn't know what they wear, how can she tell you you look like a priest?
You could have done a 'Judus Priest' air mic in hand, shouting out; "Breaking The Law....Breaking The Law".....
That would shut her up


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
9/29/2020 6:18 am

She's lucky here mom is an angel!! She wont get my remark for sure

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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/29/2020 3:33 am

    Quoting ProfessorNaught:
    Get her two books.
    Dress for Success, and;
    Gloria Vanderbilt book of Etiquette (not the Amy republish)

    Although, some young women enjoy picky out the slob who works at a gas station and cheats on his woman all day long because they too are equally sloppy and care not about how they present themselves in public....

    Not to change the subject but. . .,
    lets talk about how you present yourself in private
I like the book idea.... There is a lot she could learn there. When I was in my very early 20's, I'd received an etiquette book as a birthday gift one year. I read that thing from cover to cover....

How I present myself in private? Scantily clad with bedroom eyes.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/29/2020 3:25 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I never take style advice from a generation whose fashion revolves around hoodies.
Wise! You'd end up with blue hair and face tattoos....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/29/2020 3:24 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Tell her if she doesnae shut it you'll make her dress like an altar boy!

    Or threaten her with having to attend mass every saturday and sunday to what priests really look like!

    She's a wee scallywag, just as well her mum is the bees knees!
She is a wee scallywag!! LOL Cause, I agree, I am the bees knees. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/29/2020 3:21 am

    Quoting  :

I did tell he she was going to need to have God on her side because I told her to take out the trash this morning and it was still sitting in the kitchen. LOL


ProfessorNaught 111M
1406 posts
9/29/2020 2:03 am

Get her two books.
Dress for Success, and;
Gloria Vanderbilt book of Etiquette (not the Amy republish)

Although, some young women enjoy picky out the slob who works at a gas station and cheats on his woman all day long because they too are equally sloppy and care not about how they present themselves in public....

Not to change the subject but. . .,
lets talk about how you present yourself in private


mc_justmc 63M

9/29/2020 1:31 am

I never take style advice from a generation whose fashion revolves around hoodies.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
9/29/2020 1:26 am

Tell her if she doesnae shut it you'll make her dress like an altar boy!

Or threaten her with having to attend mass every saturday and sunday to what priests really look like!

She's a wee scallywag, just as well her mum is the bees knees!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
9/29/2020 12:50 am

Looking like 'something', is better than looking like 'nothing'... even if it's a priest.
At least you're looking. ❗😎


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