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Bud_Bot 47M
211 posts
12/4/2018 10:47 am

Funny, thanks for sharing


Mitchums1601 56M
198 posts
12/4/2018 10:48 am

Hilarious!


luvgluv19 75M

12/4/2018 10:48 am

Good one


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/4/2018 10:50 am

I am so worked up today... And... My transporter beam is this close to being perfected... 😶


planodiscreet44 48M
6 posts
12/4/2018 11:27 am

Great saying! but always happy to have a lady knock on my door and sinus wine and vibrators!


cyclingfool 62M  
6666 posts
12/4/2018 11:45 am

Oh I am going to use this the next time they stop by...lol


freelove4u6969 46M
17 posts
12/4/2018 12:38 pm

I love it. The sign is great.


astute2r3 68M

12/4/2018 2:11 pm

LOL Someones knocking at the Door, Somebody ringing the bell! Do me a favor and ??? Hey Aflower2c, first your still alive, seemingly have a desire and an ability, "don't give up yet"! You could still find, the right mixture that could make all the flower petals rise up, be noticed and enjoyed too!


marriedcretin 53M
1324 posts
12/4/2018 4:39 pm

well, if you want to talk about it. I don't mind. Make mine a bottle of red.


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
12/4/2018 5:03 pm

Nice...I love it!!


proteus_2a 58M
7979 posts
12/5/2018 2:10 am

Extremely eloquent my lady

Cheers -P


aspencutter 62M
85 posts
12/6/2018 6:28 pm

YES!!!!!


Trapper69 66G
2657 posts
12/7/2018 3:59 pm

This blog post stirred a memory from this past summer....

I live in a very rural area, and my house is back off the road 1500 feet with many trees giving me privacy. I was outside tending the chickens and the garden, naked as the day I was born, I see a car coming up my private lane. As they got closer, I could see there were two couples in the car. An older couple 70s in the front, and a younger 30s couple in the back. They sat in the car for a few minutes watching me scatter grain for the chickens. I then headed over to see what they wanted....I'd already figured it was a group of holt rollers trying to sell me salvation.

They older couple got out, and started walking to meet me. When he started talking, I quoted a few scriptures then told them I was totally aware of what the bible says, and didn't need church to guide me through life....then said, "Jesus didn't need a church!" The entire time I stood there about 15 feet from the car, both women were staring at my cock. The older guy wanted to debate with me, so I said "Excuse me!" then started stroking my cock….. I'm telling ya, they looked like the Dukes of Hazzard as they drove down my driveway,...… The younger woman sitting in the back was watching me all the way until they went out of sight.


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