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Yes, We Have No Montpelier  

rsbrandt44 67M
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9/10/2019 10:08 pm

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9/10/2019 10:11 pm

Yes, We Have No Montpelier


So, I was sitting at my table at Aztecas, waiting for my date to arrive (it could happen, dammit) and as she'd asked I ordered a<b> dirty </font></b>martini. My waitress came back and said they couldn't make a<b> dirty </font></b>martini because they were out of the ingredients.

"Which one?" I asked.

"I'm not sure," she said, "because he has a really thick accent. Let me go ask him again."

She returned.

"We're out of Vermont," she announced.

"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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