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The Ticket  

lovergirl305 48F  
90 posts
8/22/2019 10:55 am
The Ticket


TMI Alert!

Just got stopped by the police today... I'm riding legal so I ain't trippin...however, I wanted to see something! Yeah... I already knew why he got me (i was speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me, so I decided to test my luck and humor. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray and tried it, I wanted to see just how far I could push it. The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays... well as the policeman walks toward my vehicle, I sprayed about 5-7 squirts. He asks me to get out. I said I can't, he immediately stops in his tracks and says well why not... and Lawd.. Whats that?? I said I've shitted on myself.. (the look on his face was one that says... You've got to be shittin me) anyways.. I say sir, My stomach hurts.. Im trying get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Omg.. You think you need an ambulance. I said no (trying not to laugh.. he looked worried and sick🤣) I live right around the corner.

Policeman: YES MA'AM, BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. ILL YOU!!!
Yall, I didn't expect it to go this way but the police waited till I got the car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpn like I was hurtn🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

Moral of the story: I DON'T HAVE 1.. but I'm going buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written

lovergirl305 48F  
108 posts
10/30/2019 10:53 pm

THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS GUYS


Cheeseinthebaske 42M

8/22/2019 2:03 pm

cudos to you for thinking on the fly like that


vanbumlvr 57M  
392 posts
8/22/2019 1:26 pm

LOL!


gopats4 61M
155 posts
8/22/2019 12:56 pm

It would've made me call the ambulance and call your bluff


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
8/22/2019 12:55 pm

Ok... the most educational story I've read today.... 😊
I'm buying s case of that stuff as well! 👍
Thanks for sharing this tip! 😮🚽😂


HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
8/22/2019 12:12 pm


Great story.

Too bad there isn't virtual fart spray to ward off pesky A*F*F men.


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